California was like Peeing into the wind

California was like peeing into the wind.
California was a suckfest, nothing went right. I hope some good comes out of the experience, Im sure it will though.
Entertainment in the high desert of Cali
1.Bible
2. Dust Devils, tornado's of dust
3. Cell phone, thank God...that was the only thing going for me.
4. Met an Iraqi Christian....really awsome guy. Gotta call him soon, he lives in Teas for a few months near me. That was worth the whole trip...pain and all, was meeting him.
5. One of the guys I work with is pretty much my best friend, he is polish...goin through a shitty situation really does make people tight or make them hate each other. Both situations happened between me and other people.
6 Growing the best darn mustache on FOB Seattle, yes that was me.
7. Finding out I really like a girl through it....wierd situation...ask if you want to...
and the possibility of being a chaplain assistant, better job then I got right now. See what happens though.
As for those seven things, nothing went right. It was suck city alright.
I went 2 and a half weeks without a shower, after getting back and having my first hot meal, I stunk so bad I couldnt smell the food... The first week aint so bad...after that it goes down hill. I wore the same uniform for 3 weeks. I threw my socks away, instead of keeping them to wash again...when you reach that point...you know you are beyond the point of having an "issue", you have a problem.
Post script....
I am back in Texas now, I went to a quincenerra Saturday and had a blast. I was talking to a girl I met there, and obviously her grandma thought I wanted to do more then dance cause ole grandma cock blocked me. The girl got up to go to the bathroom and grandma got up a few second later, then came back and sat where that girl was sitting. I had no intentions of skrewing..or getting a phone number for that matter...but Grandma thought otherwise I guess. After this happened it took me a couple seconds for the news to sink in....I just looked down at my beer...shook my head and started laughing. I tapped out..and walked away with my tail between my legs....I should have started talking to the grandma...hahahhaha
I have joined an elite club finally, the.."I got cock blocked by a Grandma club".

New one

Tuesday, May 02, 2006
San Antonio Current mood: cheerful
So my weekend sucked....as in major suck.... Tried to get a hold of alot of people, no calls back...nothing. Weekends like this make me want to delete half my phone list and not think twice. Plus people I try to keep in touch with, I call them but they never call me, makes me wonder sometimes....So in this suckfest of a weekend, I had Monday off. Monday was the highlight (how can this be you ask?) This is where the bitching ends and it gets interesting..
Well, let Cowboy Curt, the baddest bullriding, tobacco chewing son of a gun explain, I woke up at 9, only got 4 hours of sleep, hopped in the shower and knew it would be a good day, it had to be....if not, things would get violent fast. The shower screamed at me to wake up... then got into my sexy tight wranglers and strapped into the cockpit of my ghetto cruiser...and out of Killeen I went. It took 2 and a half hours to get to San Antonio from Killeen. Very enjoyable ride, plus I was still half concious. it took a while to find The University of Texas San Antonio (UTSA) cause directions on the website were not good enough for a country boy in a ghetto car. The place is amazing, I really like the campus. 27,000 people there. VERY SWEET. Bigger then Bemidji.
I left there and proceeded north and stopped in San Marcos and saw Mirna, really cool girl and a great friend. I Know what its like to be a PASCS. (Pronounced as pa-sck-us.) Shorthand for *Poor As Shit College Student* So I bought her dinner and we went down to the river and hung out and caught up on whats been goin on. She went back home to do homework so I did what any guy would do in hot weather, I took a swim.Farther up the highway I stopped at a rodeo arena where there was a party going on, when the bag of weed was shown to me that was my cue to leave.

What the heck

Yall that know me well enough, its like pulling teeth for me to go to church, let alone wake up early (4 hours of sleep also) and still go to church...this was a miracle. Dont count on too many of these I told myself. This cute broad that was in the choir was checking out my butt (God bless tight wranglers) when I was drinking out of the water fountain, worth a good laugh. Church was ok, good sermon but after it they had communion, thats too much for me man....
I went out and saw Tania's parents last night, I hope Tania doesnt read this, she is on my friends list and all but I doubt she reads this, her mom still wants us back together I think, or at least be friends. Do I want this...at the moment no, Id rather just talk once in a while, but here is where it gets complicated, I helped lead her to Christ. So I guess I am pretty much forced to talk to her....suck it up and just do it I guess. Im sick of being hurt and downright rejected.....thats the thing.
Anyways I am going bullriding in a couple hours in Belton, should be fun
We ride never worry about the fall, I guess thats just the cowboy in us all.


Update: we are friends I guess....go figure

Hey yall

Been out in the field so posts have been far and few, I am doing well, miss talking to yall.
Shai, havnt heard from you in a while are you still alive?

In the past few weeks I have been on 7 bulls, got 8 seconds on two of them. I still have hoof imprints on my legs, very sexy.

I joined the dark side

Dear readers,
I feel like I have joined the dark side of the force, and it is good.
I have a myspace account finally. AND I LIKE IT. I feel like such an ignorant american by joining the crowd.

Oh yeah, for you bible readin types.
www.dittytalk.com

I have the power in the general groups to make you an honorary Texan.

Spring Break

So I am sitting here on a Tuesday night and figured Id give all my loyal readers an update, especially you Jon since you are heading out for England. Have fun by the way.

Its been a while but I have been out on a few dates as of late, nothing serious of course, real cool girl. Names Tina, I have been warned countless times about the women around here and all but she is fairly cool so we will see what happens. I still have my guard up of course. If you dont know me all that well dont ask for details, cause I wont give you them.

Been on 3 bulls in the past 2 days, made 8 seconds tonight, fairly easy bull, I needed it for confidence sake, its been 4 months since riding, so to get on one, even an easier bull and make 8 is respectable, my form is getting better and hope in a few months I can get on harder ones and do just as well.

Been going to a new dancehall named "Starlight", there is a crew I hang out with and the girls are good dancers so I enjoy the company.

Girls I have turned down in the past month is now up to 4, good stuff.

The Army sucks.

Killeen sucks.

Curt is awsome. haha

Talked to the old ex tonight. I can see why things didnt work out. I asked how she was doin and all, got to talk to her a couple times in the past weeks and off the top of my head, she has only asked how I was doing once. That was the only question I have heard from her. Im glad things didnt work out. The circumstances of it werent good but Im glad I didnt waste any more time with her.
Money talks...in the words of ACDC and I spent too much time goin and seeing her, it was a waste but I learned a few lessons out of the deal. So it wasnt too bad I guess if I learned something.

1. Mexican girls are hot.

2. Dont date any, I repeat, Do not date ,any girls in the following ages, 20 to 18. No exceptions to this rule. At this point go for your age or above.

3. Dont date a girl who hasnt had her heart broken at least twice, if this hasnt happened she doesnt know how good she has it when you treat her good. NO CLUE.

4.This corresponds to number 2, girls at this age have no Idea what they want, Im not sure girls know what they want period, that is why it is up to us guys to make that up for them at times. I know Im gonna get a brow beating for this comment.

5. After we broke up her mom told her that she liked me, go figure. She didnt while we were together.

6.Superficial girls suck, gotta cut through the small talk fast. I like girls that dont like small talk, that part was reinforced. Not too many girls out there like that but there is a few. Very desireable. I HATE SMALL TALK. Tania absolutly survived on small talk it seemed, what things appear on the outside. This sort of dumbing down I noticed later on with her. I blame it on the school system. She was too dumbed down to notice it.

I want a rebel like me, cause chances are a girl is rebeling by hanging out with me. I believe what I believe and all, but I cant stand walking into a church. I still go but its like going to the dentist. Me and Tonya (different girl) split 2 dollars to put in the offering plate each time. Its pretty funny. We both laugh each time.

Hope yall are having a awsome week. Cause I am.

The Minor Leage Weekend

I was in a local resturante, saw this waitress and she was very cute and looked roughly 19.
Curt "so are you in college."
Hazel (learned her name from the tab) "No, Im in high school."
Oh Crap.
Curt "How old are you?"
Hazel "Im 16".
Curt "get out of here, your lying".
Hazel "no Im not".
Oh Crap ( feeling stupid at this point)

20 minutes later I am in Wal Mart (the devils five and dime for those of you new to the blog)
This girl is walkin toward me with her friend and she is checking me out.
She is cute and I look back at her. They pass me and her friend looks at me, then looks at her and nods back at her.
Green light.
Either I can wimp out and stay in line or I can see what she is doing tonight.
Me being the gutsy man of steel that I am, what do I have to loose, by this point I have lost my pride, dignity, and any sense of sensibility at all so what the heck.
Curt "hey what are yall doing tonight?"
Girl "nothing, why?"
Curt "was wondering if you wanted to go out to the dancehall with me tonight?"
Girl " I cant"
Curt "why not?"
Girl "Im 17"
son of a gun.
0 for 2 today, and both were minors, something is wrong with the equation.